Old School - a cup of coffee
New School - Karo syrup in a bottle
Old School - lacy bras
New School - push-up bras
Old School - Dr. 90210
New School - Dr. Brown's
Old School - thongs
New School - something bigger
Old School - steak dinner
New School - steak taco from Taco Bell
Old School - 30-minute long hot showers
New School - every other day showers
Old School - Origins Ginger Souffle whipped body cream
New School - Purell instant hand sanitizer
Old School - drinking alcohol while "belly up" to the bar
New School - rubbing alcohol around belly-button area
Old School - streaming video
New School - pee streams
Old School - expensive leather bags
New School - bags under my eyes
And the culprit of this is.....
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