Mud Butt

So, I have this....diarrhea! Mommy thinks it's funny to call it Mud Butt. (Not funny, Mommy.) I pretty much have blown out every poopy diaper I've had for the last couple of days. I'm not sure what's worse - the smell coming from my Diaper Genie or the giant amounts of A & D ointment being smeared on my butt every hour or so.

CER