Diarrhea

Another turd, and this one's major. Both of our deck doors leaked during a recent torrential down pour. The hardwood floors are ruined in both the breakfast area and our bedroom. Thank goodness for home owner's insurance. It will cover wood plank replacement and the re-staining of the entire first floor. I wonder if insurance will somehow cover the huge pain in the ass it will be to empty furniture from our kitchen, dining room, breakfast nook, great room, master bedroom and entry way while the sanding and re-staining are completed?

Doubt it. What a bunch of poop.